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Inner city math class. If Jose has 50 cents and he steals another 50 cents, how much does he have?

You have to put everything in proper perspective for the little devils.

Al Gore wants to borrow my Boeing 707. His is out of fuel due to the shortage of oil refineries.

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I have recently invested my life savings in a carat mine. I'm told it is a multi-faceted business.

Well, here we are at "off topic unanimous" again.

Don 't let your meat loaf.

Carl, get out of bed!!!

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Scallywag is it?? I would take offence to that.

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Laurens

Rinse the shave lather out of your mouth with Glenlivet. You won't worry about pwnounciashion anymore.