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For the purposes of this thread,
Given what has already been said,
May I suggest that all commentary
Be posted in the form of poetry?

You must now start over on a lower grit
Be careful this time you clumsy twit

No lapping, clogging or need to soak

Just a coat of lather and a light stroke

Of all finishers I have tried, my favourite stone

Is my trusty little barber hone