Health Alert!

I was reading that other forum and some guy suggested all feather blades were radioactive. So just for laughs I gathered my feather DE blades and got out my professional grade Geiger Counter and the meter tanked at the end and all kinds of lights and sirens went off and it said tilt and then a skull and crossbones lit up. Wow there was enough radiation to kill a million people within minutes.

So as a friendly free service I want all of you to gather your feather blades in a lead lined box and send them to me. I have a homemade rocket and I'll load them inside and blast them off into outer space so they don't harm anyone.:D

Hehe, I saw that too...People get really riled up sometimes if they read something on the internet.

Probably a rumour started by Gillette...

It's kind of funny, yeah, but to be honest this kind of stupidity is really damaging Japan's future. Japan is an export based economy--and people are freaking out senselessly and not buying Japanese exports. So at a time when Japan really needs all the income it can get, exports are dropping like a rock.

Just for the record: THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO DANGER in buying anything from Japan. The bananas in your kitchen are more radioactive than anything you'd get imported from here.

This reminds me of this infuriating clip a friend showed me. Reporters like this just rile people up even more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncey9...layer_embedded

For the love of all that is holy, will someone please, PLEASE, stuff a sock in her mouth! I really try to maintain a gentlemanly comportment on this site, but her voice seriously makes blood shoot out of my eyes.

JimR, love your profile pic of Musashi, I must have read A book of Five Rings a dozen times (Go Rin No Sho, right?)

Now, if you could provide s shipping adress, my blades will be Fed-ex'ed your way in a hurry.
I'm afraid it will be a rather big batch, my apologies for that.
Thanks for providing such a humane service to your brothers here on SRP!

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Originally Posted by rannalf

For the love of all that is holy, will someone please, PLEASE, stuff a sock in her mouth! I really try to maintain a gentlemanly comportment on this site, but her voice seriously makes blood shoot out of my eyes.

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Even gentlemen have to let loose sometimes :)

I just got a puma from eBay the guy is in Japan lol I guess I will have to risk it

All Jnats are radioactive. Send them to me for disposal on the bay.

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Originally Posted by teemus

This reminds me of this infuriating clip a friend showed me. Reporters like this just rile people up even more.

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We need far less people like her in this world. Why ask a question and then refuse to listen to the answer?! She sounds like just another (and please don't take offence here) just another american midday T.V soap opera. Mind numbingly boring and repititious.


Mick

Very amusing, that brainless nothing "schooling" a meteorologist about global circulation patterns... Her, a JD!? Where'd she get it, out of a Cornflakes package!? :soapbox: Seriously, "people" like that belong on a chain-gang grinding rocks all day! Aggressively, deliberately misinforming an already way-too-gullible public even further should be punishable by 15 years hard labor, I think. Even if they (the misleaders) do have the IQ of a garden slug. :D

On a lighter note, I hope to have a "dangerous" Shoubudani soon! :)

Everyone knows a radioactive blade gives the smoothest shaves! Im shipping my razors to fukishima to bask.

Good thing I have 500 feathers left.

This just in, THE SKY IS FALLING!!! The world's infatuation with being terrified is absolutely remarkable. If there's nothing to be afraid of, you can bet that the news media will invent something. It seems the once brave human race now dares nothing and as such is allowed to enjoy nothing. Dodge ball is too dangerous and violent for children, guns should be outlawed, no smoking either, french fries...bad, pork chops...bad, salt...bad, eggs...bad, bacon...bad, fish...bad (mercury content), muscle cars...bad. Nuclear weapons will kill us all. No it's overpopulation. No wait, it's global warming. While part of me says anyone gullible enough to believe this garbage deserves what they get. The other half of me is very sad for these timid little lemmings who can only hope to weather this disaster and live long enough to hear about the dozen more in tomorrow's newscast. Little wonder there's a billion dollar industry built around pills to convince the happless modern human that he/she is happy and things will be alright.
This would almost be laughable if it weren't so pathetic. Kind of reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaYUqXAmXRQ

And don't forget some of us should be dead from all the lead paint we chewed on our cradles :roflmao

And lest we forget, if second hand smoke were as deadly as they say, there would probably be NO ONE alive older than about 35. Up until probably my early teens, I was convinced that it was somewhere written that all adults had to smoke. I think I was probably at least 13 or 14 before I met one that didn't.

No chance. I love my Feather de razor blades.

Thanks for the alert, though...I wondered why my feather blades were shaving me even closer than before.:hmmm:

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Originally Posted by JimR

The bananas in your kitchen are more radioactive than anything you'd get imported from here.

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That gives me a great idea for a cheap nuclear power plant in my basement.