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  1. 04-15-2011, 04:47 PM #1
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    Default Health Alert!

    I was reading that other forum and some guy suggested all feather blades were radioactive. So just for laughs I gathered my feather DE blades and got out my professional grade Geiger Counter and the meter tanked at the end and all kinds of lights and sirens went off and it said tilt and then a skull and crossbones lit up. Wow there was enough radiation to kill a million people within minutes.

    So as a friendly free service I want all of you to gather your feather blades in a lead lined box and send them to me. I have a homemade rocket and I'll load them inside and blast them off into outer space so they don't harm anyone.
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  3. 04-15-2011, 05:29 PM #2
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    Hehe, I saw that too...People get really riled up sometimes if they read something on the internet.
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    Probably a rumour started by Gillette...
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    It's kind of funny, yeah, but to be honest this kind of stupidity is really damaging Japan's future. Japan is an export based economy--and people are freaking out senselessly and not buying Japanese exports. So at a time when Japan really needs all the income it can get, exports are dropping like a rock.

    Just for the record: THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO DANGER in buying anything from Japan. The bananas in your kitchen are more radioactive than anything you'd get imported from here.
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    This reminds me of this infuriating clip a friend showed me. Reporters like this just rile people up even more.

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    For the love of all that is holy, will someone please, PLEASE, stuff a sock in her mouth! I really try to maintain a gentlemanly comportment on this site, but her voice seriously makes blood shoot out of my eyes.
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    JimR, love your profile pic of Musashi, I must have read A book of Five Rings a dozen times (Go Rin No Sho, right?)
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    Now, if you could provide s shipping adress, my blades will be Fed-ex'ed your way in a hurry.
    I'm afraid it will be a rather big batch, my apologies for that.
    Thanks for providing such a humane service to your brothers here on SRP!
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    Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rannalf View Post
    For the love of all that is holy, will someone please, PLEASE, stuff a sock in her mouth! I really try to maintain a gentlemanly comportment on this site, but her voice seriously makes blood shoot out of my eyes.
    Even gentlemen have to let loose sometimes
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    I just got a puma from eBay the guy is in Japan lol I guess I will have to risk it
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