Health Alert!

**rjezuit** · 04-20-2011, 01:16 AM

All Jnats are radioactive. Send them to me for disposal on the bay.

**MickR** · 04-20-2011, 05:11 AM

Originally Posted by teemus

This reminds me of this infuriating clip a friend showed me. Reporters like this just rile people up even more.

We need far less people like her in this world. Why ask a question and then refuse to listen to the answer?! She sounds like just another (and please don't take offence here) just another american midday T.V soap opera. Mind numbingly boring and repititious.

Mick

**PA23-250** · 04-20-2011, 05:33 AM

Very amusing, that brainless nothing "schooling" a meteorologist about global circulation patterns... Her, a JD!? Where'd she get it, out of a Cornflakes package!?

Seriously, "people" like that belong on a chain-gang grinding rocks all day! Aggressively, deliberately misinforming an already way-too-gullible public even further should be punishable by 15 years hard labor, I think. Even if they (the misleaders) do have the IQ of a garden slug.

On a lighter note, I hope to have a "dangerous" Shoubudani soon!

**Luke** · 04-20-2011, 01:19 PM

Everyone knows a radioactive blade gives the smoothest shaves! Im shipping my razors to fukishima to bask.

**Blademen** · 04-29-2011, 01:24 AM

Good thing I have 500 feathers left.

**1OldGI** · 04-29-2011, 02:26 AM

This just in, THE SKY IS FALLING!!! The world's infatuation with being terrified is absolutely remarkable. If there's nothing to be afraid of, you can bet that the news media will invent something. It seems the once brave human race now dares nothing and as such is allowed to enjoy nothing. Dodge ball is too dangerous and violent for children, guns should be outlawed, no smoking either, french fries...bad, pork chops...bad, salt...bad, eggs...bad, bacon...bad, fish...bad (mercury content), muscle cars...bad. Nuclear weapons will kill us all. No it's overpopulation. No wait, it's global warming. While part of me says anyone gullible enough to believe this garbage deserves what they get. The other half of me is very sad for these timid little lemmings who can only hope to weather this disaster and live long enough to hear about the dozen more in tomorrow's newscast. Little wonder there's a billion dollar industry built around pills to convince the happless modern human that he/she is happy and things will be alright.
This would almost be laughable if it weren't so pathetic. Kind of reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaYUqXAmXRQ

**onimaru55** · 04-29-2011, 10:09 AM

And don't forget some of us should be dead from all the lead paint we chewed on our cradles

**1OldGI** · 04-29-2011, 11:02 AM

And lest we forget, if second hand smoke were as deadly as they say, there would probably be NO ONE alive older than about 35. Up until probably my early teens, I was convinced that it was somewhere written that all adults had to smoke. I think I was probably at least 13 or 14 before I met one that didn't.

**jhenry** · 04-29-2011, 01:04 PM

No chance. I love my Feather de razor blades.

Thanks for the alert, though...I wondered why my feather blades were shaving me even closer than before.

**Utopian** · 04-29-2011, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by JimR

The bananas in your kitchen are more radioactive than anything you'd get imported from here.

That gives me a great idea for a cheap nuclear power plant in my basement.

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