....your shave den is an outhouse
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....your shave den is an outhouse
...........your straight doubles as your buck knife.
...........you wash your dinner "sporks" with leftover lather.
...your razor doubles as a steak knife.
...your hone came with a free John Deere hat.
...your brush doubles as a fishing lure.
...your use your hone as a doorstop.
And my last one...WAIT FOR IT!
...SWMBO uses your shave mug as a spittoon.
...all your shaving brushes have come from animals you hunted and harvest yourself!
... my brush's a best 'possum brush, grampa's got himself a silvertip one;):D
...you straight is one half of an old grass shear
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...you refer to indoor plumbing as "newfangled."
...you ever nicked yourself and blamed in on the Revenuers.