So I toss out some chump change on a razor I thought I had no chance of winning on the Bay, and I snagged it. Prior to this win I 'promised' my ladyfriend, 'no more razors.' I have enough...really....but she is going to be the one to find the USPS white box in the mail and I need some creative excuses for not exactly telling the truth, or more accurately, telling a boldface lie.