Thread: Close the Bathroom Door!

And now, another installment on the perennial topic, "Close the Bathroom Door!"

During my shave routine this morning, as I stepped with my left foot to reach for a towel, I stepped onto the cat.

The cat yowled.

I lifted my left foot to release the cat, who dashed leftward for the door.

Having lifted my left foot, I lost my balance, and fell...leftward.

My fall launched my weight against the partially-open bathroom door, slamming that door closed...onto the cat, who was running through it.

The cat yowled.

I did gymnastics in the air, attempting to remove my weight from the door.

I fell to the floor.

As luck would have it, I did _not_ have an open razor in my hand during all this.

I'm fine.

Cat's fine.

Close the bathroom door!