So, long have you been shaving with a straight razor?

It’s not the razor that jumps off the counter and cuts you. It’s the driver.

You might want to re-evaluate your technique. Toes and heels are super handy for shaving, or they would all be dull round points.

It is possible that your edges are not as sharp as you think, and you are using too much pressure.

As most new guys are advised, your shaves a year from now will be vastly improved. Slow down.