Thread: Project coochie razor

This post is serious, don't laugh.

OK, never mind, go ahead & laugh :-)

So my GF, after watching me shave with a straight, has developed some kind of strange fetish & wants me to shave her hooha. I told her that a straight is too long to shave anything with nooks & crannies & complicated contours like a snatch has. (I didn't raise danger as an objection because I think the danger is precisely what excites her).

Then I had an idea. What if you took a ruined razor (say, one that has been dropped & chipped in the front) and cut it down to about 1.5", both the blade and the handle. It would be the world's first twat razor!

Any of you guys ever shave a beaver before? Any words of wisdom?