On a serious note, my wife bought me a pyramid, with official instructions, a book on pyramidology and a concentrator. The concentrator is a metal disk containing a precise mixture of special alloys. The pyramid has to be placed with the razor oriented towards the north, at least 3 feet from any metal. If it doesn't work, the book recommends trying at least 3 other locations. It is obvious that, when it doesn't work, it is because it has not been installed properly. Also, the razor needs to be left under the pyramid for at least 80 hours. I put a razor under it two days ago and will shave with it Monday morning. I'm absolutely positive it will work and will report back with my results.