SCAREDY CAT WHISKERS

[mkevenson]

My whiskers are just plain scared. How do I know? Well the fact is that When I approach them with a blade they run and hide. Yup them darn whiskers won't stand and fight. After my usuall passes, I rub my face and by golly them whiskers are all gone. That's right I gottem all. Then when I get to work them darn whiskers send out a few scouts to see if the coast is clear. When they figure that the razor is far away they laugh and come right out and play. Boy, I thought I had got them rascals, but no way they were just hidin', them little twerps. Next time I'm gona get out the big guns and I'll getem fer shur.

[Fnord5]

My whiskers are just plain scared. How do I know? Well the fact is that When I approach them with a blade they run and hide. Yup them darn whiskers won't stand and fight. After my usuall passes, I rub my face and by golly them whiskers are all gone. That's right I gottem all. Then when I get to work them darn whiskers send out a few scouts to see if the coast is clear. When they figure that the razor is far away they laugh and come right out and play. Boy, I thought I had got them rascals, but no way they were just hidin', them little twerps. Next time I'm gona get out the big guns and I'll getem fer shur.

Easy solution. Drop a straight in your shirt pocket, and make sure they see it.
Bring some cream and AS just in case they are still defiant.

[sebell]

Nice post, I think all of the smilies are represented!

- Scott

[cessnabird]

Too funny!

[Del1r1um]

ha! good stuff mark.

[sbrouwers]

Nicely done!!!