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Why do we spend all this money on a collection of razors, strops, hones, creams, soaps, and brushes?
After all, the Gillette Fusion has 5 blades on the front, 2 moisturizing strips, a trimmer on the back, and a strip that tells you when its time to throw away your blade for a new one! What an awesome invention! And at only $30 an 8-pack, such a deal too!
We need to all switch to the wave of the future!
:rofl2: Thanks, but no thanks. I'll continue to roll the dice and hope I don't nick my jugular. Oh and if you're going to switch to the wave of the future, I would be happy to take any straight razors off your hands, besides they're useless to you now that you have seen the future.:D (sarcasm added at no additional charge)
Wow you've made me realize what a fool I have been. I'm selling all my straights and paraphanelia and will only use the Gillette and canned goo.
Yeah, yeah but I have been practicing the ability to hold 3 straight razors in one hand so I can at least match the Mach 3 now, another few years and I will be holding 5 at a time... :rofl2::rofl2:
Oh, I forgot to mention this earlier. They also make one with batteries that vibrates!
Ha, if our simple low tech straight razors did that, we would die!
Gillette, saving lives through engineering.
Wow! Five razors! Let me know when you can whirl them around and simulate a Norelco!Quote:
Originally Posted by gssixgun
To be honest, I would probably pay money to see that :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:Quote:
Originally Posted by leadduck
Glenny Scissorhands..........:rofl2:Quote:
Originally Posted by gssixgun
Dude, my bushes could use some trimmin".........
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At least I look cool shaving with the JDM reza. :P
unfortunate JWW overhoned mine and just realized it now :crook:
Straight razor shaving while listening to your favorite hard rock album (may I suggest deep purple: machine head) at the appropriate volume with a good subwoofer will give you tons more vibration than that stupid fusion thing (and it'll wake you up in the morning too).Quote:
Originally Posted by DPflaumer
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Muhahahaha !!!!!
Glen, OK, now I understand what you mean when you say you are not good with computers. With hands like that you probably go thru a couple keyboards just to write an email. Ha Ha.Quote:
Originally Posted by gssixgun
:D
The "trimmer on the back" part is my favorite - you know, for when you realize that having a giant rectangle surface isn't ideal for shaving...
HAHAHA, I never really looked at it that way before. No wonder it was my favorite part of the razor... I should have just broken that off and taped it to a stick. That would be kind of like a straight, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by olafurson
What? Not even one measly 7" lcd-screen to watch my instructional videos for the inexcusable 30 seconds I throw away shaving? And where's the spiked rollers for uniform and efficient deeply penetrating deployment of aftershave, I ask! Bad R&D, I tells them. :D. Well, maybe they read this and make my dream razor come true.
I've already got a straight razor that vibrates and without batteries too!......wait...no that's just me shaking hand.:rofl2::rofl2:Quote:
Originally Posted by DPflaumer
Seriously though,
Did you know that all manner of incredible athletes with incredibly attractive female companions use the gillette fusion? I see them use it all the time in the commercials. They are always smiling and loving it. If I use a gillette fusion, I will golf like Tiger Woods!
I'm just going to chuck my straights in the garbage when I get home!
Batteries!?! Pfft! Attach a couple of electrical leads to a straight and plug 'er in! Man!! What a shave!!!:gwh:Quote:
Originally Posted by DPflaumer
