Shaving is unnatural, irrational, unmanly, and ungodly!! It says so here: Beard shaving and the common use of ... - Google Books
Excerpt: "It is impossible to calculate the amount of suicides, homicides, and murders, perpetrated during the last thirty years (which are an average lifetime), by means of the disgraceful practice of shaving, and the common use of the razor."
Now we've done it. :gaah:
Matt