Another haiku:
RAD, HAD, BAD, SAD, BRAD*
Aquisition Disorders
Always make life fun.
*(Bay Rum Aquisition Disorder)
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Another haiku:
RAD, HAD, BAD, SAD, BRAD*
Aquisition Disorders
Always make life fun.
*(Bay Rum Aquisition Disorder)
One more:
Blood drips down my chin.
I had forgotten my rule.
Never shave while drunk.
Shut up and shave.
A shave a day keeps the wifey at bay.
To truely experience poverty you should buy a horse. But if you only want a taste of what it is like to be poor, start shaving with a straight razor as a hobby.
Twenty-five strokes on the linen side
Then fifty more on the horse's hide
If the shave isn't going smoothly, never think that if you just keep forcing the blade across your face that you will show it who is boss... It will always make you it's b****!
It has an edge, and it is very, VERY sharp, so treat it with caution. Safe is slow. Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.
Heavy pressure will cut everything on your face...except hair...
Ouch!! YESTERDAY WENT SOOO GOOD! ****y = Cut