I figured you guys are pretty creative, and possibly the most helpful community I've ever been a part of, so let's start a helpful one-liner aphorism thread. Only rules worth mentioning are your post should be a single statement that in some way is helpful to those on the path to straight shave heaven. Extra points for haiku. I'll start, I'm sure you'll get the idea.
The fastest way to dull a shave ready blade is to test how sharp it is.