My mother in law has requested I shave her back with a straight razor. If it works, my father in law might need some work on his rear end. I'm not sure which direction the hair grows. What hould I do?
My mother in law has requested I shave her back with a straight razor. If it works, my father in law might need some work on his rear end. I'm not sure which direction the hair grows. What hould I do?
Looks like you will have to study her back closely to figure that one out. Back hair can grow in all sorts of crazy directions. ;)
You should politely decline and then run to the washroom to toss your cookies like I'm about to..... :eek:
.....have you tried hitting her???
I jest. :)
But seriously, run like hell...
I don't know, I'm thinking she needs some honest help.
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Please, I'm kinda afraid of her.
Is there a policy that pays your wife in the event of an accident?
If so, start with the mother-in-law. Explain to her that traditional straight shaving starts at the neck. Just make sure her back shows signs of a good pre-shave treatment. You don't want others to think that your intentions were bad.
After the authorities leave; I'm sure your father will have changed his mind. :beer2:
You're making a good argument for an ATN pass, an "across the neck pass". On yourself!
Not a lot of things frighten me - but this does
I wish you the very best of luck
Don't forget the before and after pictures - if you dare :dropjaw:
OK. I thought this was a real question at first. At least I'm really wanting this to be a joke.....