Thread: My mother in law has requested I shave her back with a straight razor

My mother in law has requested I shave her back with a straight razor. If it works, my father in law might need some work on his rear end. I'm not sure which direction the hair grows. What hould I do?

Looks like you will have to study her back closely to figure that one out. Back hair can grow in all sorts of crazy directions.

You should politely decline and then run to the washroom to toss your cookies like I'm about to.....

.....have you tried hitting her???

I jest.


But seriously, run like hell...

I don't know, I'm thinking she needs some honest help.

Please, I'm kinda afraid of her.

Is there a policy that pays your wife in the event of an accident?
If so, start with the mother-in-law. Explain to her that traditional straight shaving starts at the neck. Just make sure her back shows signs of a good pre-shave treatment. You don't want others to think that your intentions were bad.

After the authorities leave; I'm sure your father will have changed his mind.

Originally Posted by DFriedl

I don't know, I'm thinking she needs some honest help.

Please, I'm kinda afraid of her.

That's a Wade & Butcher job for sure.

You're making a good argument for an ATN pass, an "across the neck pass". On yourself!

Not a lot of things frighten me - but this does
I wish you the very best of luck
Don't forget the before and after pictures - if you dare

OK. I thought this was a real question at first. At least I'm really wanting this to be a joke.....