Thow shall pass down this mighty fine skill to thi children.
Thow shal go to ones grave with razor in thi pocket
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Thow shall pass down this mighty fine skill to thi children.
Thow shal go to ones grave with razor in thi pocket
Thou shalt check thy mailbox before thy wife wearing large sacred robe with secretive pocket
Straight razors are jealous razors; thou shalt put no cartridge razor before me.
Thou shalt not roll thine edge on thine strop.
While thou stroppeth, thou shalt use no undue pressure on thine razor
Thou shalt not be reluctant to try shaving with different blade grinds.
(Not at the same time, of course.)
Okay , here's my two cents : If thy face itcheth , scratch it not with thy straight razor .
Thou shalt not commit a reverse scythe with thine razor, for in that day thou shalt surely die.
Thou shall capture images of thine cuts and post for all to see.
If thou droppeth thy razor, let it go, and move thy appendages away from its path.
Though shall capture images of thy damaged razor (after such fall) and post for all to see.
Though shall resist the urge to constantly stroke thy face and admire thy smooth skin all day long.