10 Commandments of Cutthroat Shaving
Reader participation requested -- that means post your own as well!
1. Thou shalt worship no other razor before me
2. Thou shalt keep thy strop clean
3. Thou shalt not lay thy spalted scales in water
4. Thou shalt not strop naked!
5. Thou shalt honour thy brush and thy strop
6. Thou shalt covet thy neighbour's blade (but only in the Classifieds section)
7. Thou shalt pay homage to the Badger and Boar
8. Thou shalt keep thy blade clean and dry
9. Thou shalt lock the door whilst shaving
10. Thou shalt clean up thy mess after shaving
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI1JJZuopig
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I believe you got it covered lol.
Stropping while naked should maybe move up a notch or two!
Eric.
10 Commandments of Cutthroat Shaving
Oops! I got a few of those wrong...but I like to live dangerously, so I strop naked with the door open;)
10 Commandments of Cutthroat Shaving
Though shall pay tribute to the straight razor gods
10 Commandments of Cutthroat Shaving
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Originally Posted by
mapleleafalumnus
Can't...get...image...outtamyHEAD! :aargh:
Doesnt help that his member name is Unit, does it?
10 Commandments of Cutthroat Shaving
Thou shalt witness to thy neighbor about the wetshave.
Thou shalt destroy all false idol razors (cartridge)
10 Commandments of Cutthroat Shaving
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Originally Posted by
ryanjewell
Doesnt help that his member name is Unit, does it?
Um, I meant his SRP name...not the name of his member
(I'm on a roll!)
10 Commandments of Cutthroat Shaving
Though shall perform the proper rights of dancing hooter girls throwing hot wings at your feet to send a razor to its finally resting place.
10 Commandments of Cutthroat Shaving
Quote:
Originally Posted by
mapleleafalumnus
Reader participation requested -- that means post your own as well!
1.
Thou shalt worship no other razor before me
2.
Thou shalt keep thy strop clean
3.
Thou shalt not lay thy spalted scales in water
4.
Thou shalt not strop naked!
5.
Thou shalt honour thy brush and thy strop
6.
Thou shalt covet thy neighbour's blade (but only in the Classifieds section)
7.
Thou shalt pay homage to the Badger and Boar
8.
Thou shalt keep thy blade clean and dry
9.
Thou shalt lock the door whilst shaving
10.
Thou shalt clean up thy mess after shaving
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI1JJZuopig
I'm -such- a sinner!!!! :(
10 Commandments of Cutthroat Shaving
But then your taking all the fun away from the EMS guys getting to break the door down and you never know your wife might then hit off with one of them. They move in get your razors and use them to cut seat belts. Then in a way you are saving lives.
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Thow shall pass down this mighty fine skill to thi children.
Thow shal go to ones grave with razor in thi pocket