Another has this happened to you tale?
So there I am shaving and my wife is sneaking around getting dressed in the morning trying to be very quiet so as not to disturb me and we have a closet adjacent to the dressing area by the sink where I shave and as I'm trimming around my ear she comes charging out of the closet, smacks the door into my back causing me to impale the razor in my ear and then comes out of the closet looks at my ear and the blood streaming down and says, why honey you cut yourself. Luckily no lasting damage and the blood eventually stopped.
I think I will add another shaving axiom to the bigspendurs axioms of shaving-If the are any people sneaking around you while you are shaving you can be assured to be hit, jostled or otherwise placed in harms way.