Thread: On razor rotation and resting

Assuming that the "resting" theory is correct, I think that we have not given it its due credit. Assume that, after shaving, a razor goes into an extended rest period of 24 to 48 hours. Are we really honoring that as we should?

Are we providing the proper conditions for this resting period? Do they need a proper place to do this resting? Are they more comfortable in a dark environment with no disturbance from noise? Should we keep the TV volume turned down and tip-toe around the house?

Even worse, think about what we do when it is time to use them again. Do we just grab them, strop them quickly and start using them? Try that with your wife and see how that works.

If we are going to give our razors proper rest, then we have to think a little about rousing them from their sleep and getting them ready properly for another shave. I don't think just getting them and shaving with them is very respectful. My recommendations:

1. Get them out of storage, slowly bringing them into the light ever so gradually.
2. Open the blade very, very slowly and smoothly.
3. Avoid any harsh stropping actions.
4. Dip the blade in coffee, caffeine for a fast shave, de-caf for a slower, more careful shave.
5. Compliment them on how pretty they are, saying "My oh my, you look just wonderful this morning."
6. Give them a little kiss on the spine and say "You are my favorite razor, and I will never leave you for another."
7. Shave, and if you get a cut it means the razor knows you lied to it.