Quote Originally Posted by cheetahmeatpheonix View Post
Ah Sharpie! These must be the instruments that ye must duel with me twith. Don ye white gloves and pick up ye musket. Step 20 paces and prepare t be gutted with me Lancet. Then I kick ye into the well (again) screaming

THIS IS SPARTA
Aye Cheetahman. Tis a death duel with Lancet edges you contemplate? Perhaps we shall see how you fare in the challenge peviously given by the Mighty Magpie in your own countrie. Duels in Texas are not always as fairly decided as in your "Sparta"! A loser here will not spoil the well, but shall be staked down on a bed of fire ants.


This Here's TEXAS!