Brilliant idea! I have given it some serious consideration. Here is the result.
- Replace Puma with Pi, in the tradition of ghetto slang for quality products. Or maybe Pumi, for consistency's sake? Not sure yet, but thankful for suggestions.
- Replace all instances of Coti, Thurri, Nani, Coti, Filli with "Yo Mama!"
- Ensure complete consistency across all shaving related products by ghettoising them, too.
- Dovi
- Böki
- Zwilli
- Also managed to identify some problem cases. Still looking for sensible solutions:
- Wadi or Butchi?
- Thiersi, or Ti?
- Eki or Tuni?
- Lacking proper sociolectal background, but shouldn't that be Thuri and Fili? Or are violations of grammar required to ensure authenticity (or "honester credibility" as I prefer to call it for lack of a better epithet).
Thanks for your input, gentlemen,
BeBi