TSA Made Me Dump My Shaving Creams!!!!

Well I was travelling today and it was early, before they had gotten the signs posted everywhere. I had just heard that you could have no hairspray, liquids, or suntan lotion on your carry ons...so I pack my spray on deoderant, and my aftershave as well as my toothpaste and figure I am fine....well I get up to the check point after waiting 2 hours to go through security and I find out I have to dump my shaving creams (READ: Trumpers and AOS) because my bags have already been checked I couldnt even get out of line to pack them (and I would have had to wait another 2-3 hours to get back through security). So now I have no shaving cream or shaving soap (I was out of that already)

I was to sad at the time to be pissed off....now Im over the sadness and just pissed off!!!!

Grr....off to find more shaving creams and soaps...and spend more money and get yelled at by the wife (I probably would have done that anyway though)

Damn.
Sorry to hear that. That's quite a loss. As usual, these people are overreacting, but I guess it's for our own safety.

Apparently you can't even take water on the plane any more. If I was an air line, I'd start charging 10$ for a pop on the plane ;)

Redwoood

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Originally Posted by Redwoood

Damn.
Sorry to hear that. That's quite a loss. As usual, these people are overreacting, but I guess it's for our own safety.

Apparently you can't even take water on the plane any more. If I was an air line, I'd start charging 10$ for a pop on the plane ;)

Redwoood

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Nope I bought a water right next to the terminal and couldnt bring it on the plane. I really hope they do start selling bottles of water, because I usually go through 1 - 2 liters per flight...I dont think they would charge that much...the flight attendants dont want to get beat up...and people are very pissed off right now, I have never witnesseed a more polite staff than yesterday, they were all afraid of an entire planefull of people getting very upset at them.

I propose that all passengers be locked
in shackles once they board the plane.
They would remain this way until the
plane gets to where ever it's going.

If a passanger is changing planes they
would remain in the shackles and lead
by heavily armed TSA agents through
the airport to their next plane.

Couldn't get any safer than that.


Terry

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Originally Posted by wvbias

I propose that all passengers be locked
in shackles once they board the plane.
They would remain this way until the
plane gets to where ever it's going.

If a passanger is changing planes they
would remain in the shackles and lead
by heavily armed TSA agents through
the airport to their next plane.

Couldn't get any safer than that.


Terry

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Errr...except most TSA agents wouldnt be trusted with a rubberband let alone a gun lol!

And besides what if I have to pee????? :hmmm: :D

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Originally Posted by JLStorm

I really hope they do start selling bottles of water, because I usually go through 1 - 2 liters per flight...I dont think they would charge that much...
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I was merely joking. I've never seen an airline charge for water. Even pop most of them give out for free (depending who you fly with).
Some even have free booze... go Star Alliance! ;)

Terry,
in addition, the passengers should also be drugged. This way, maybe I'll be able to sleep on a plane.

The funny thing is that in a few weeks time, they'll start easing off on the securiy measures again. If I wanted to blow up a plane, I would just lean back and wait...

Redwoood

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Originally Posted by JLStorm

Errr...except most TSA agents wouldnt be trusted with a rubberband let alone a gun lol!

And besides what if I have to pee????? :hmmm: :D

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PEE!!! Did you say PEE????

PEE is a liquid and liquids are banned from
flights. Throw that man in irons right this
minute. No wait he's already in irons.


Terry

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Originally Posted by wvbias

PEE!!! Did you say PEE????

PEE is a liquid and liquids are banned from
flights. Throw that man in irons right this
minute. No wait he's already in irons.


Terry

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:roflmao :roflmao :roflmao

I really feel sorry for folks flying from Britain to the US. All they can bring on board is their wallet and their ticket. Not even a book is allowed. I'd go out of my mind on a long overseas flight without a book or iPod or something like that. I think they're going a bit overboard with all this. Even the flight attendants can't bring make-up on board with them. Good grief! :rant:

Maybe Terry wasn't too far off with the shackles idea. Let's shut down and erase this thread before a TSA person sees it and decides to implement the measure!

You know, it's not the substances themselves that cause problems on the plane, it's the passengers - therefore, no passengers should be allowed.

Ban air travel: it's the only way to make it risk-free.

:roflmao , keep em comin guys

-micah

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Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT

Maybe Terry wasn't too far off with the shackles idea. Let's shut down and erase this thread before a TSA person sees it and decides to implement the measure!

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The TSA cant implement or measure ANYTHING, if they could they wouldnt have been denied the job at McDonald's!!!

Ok, whoever's babysitting them. I'm not familiar with the more intricate parts of the US bureaucracy.

I would go crazy without at least a book to read. Damm.

I'm glad I can't afford to fly anywhere now..:roflmao

I know. Relying on airplane movies to relieve boredom is like relying on a log with a paddle so cross an ocean. Most of my flights are 7-10 hours, so having a couple of books is a necessity.

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Originally Posted by JLStorm

The TSA cant implement or measure ANYTHING, if they could they wouldnt have been denied the job at McDonald's!!!

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I do believe Firestart was saying this in jest.
But I'm sure that if the TSA decided that they
did want something this outlandish - they could
make it happen. And the sheepel of the US
would simply shake their heads and meekly
comply. It's a good thing perhaps that you
didn't raise hell over the Trumpers. You could
have been arrested.

I read a couple years ago about this elderly man's
experience at an airport. The TSA agents keep
searching him. The third time this happened they
demanded to search his wallet. While going through
the contents of his wallet the man made the comment
" You better look close or you may overlook that rifle
that I have hidden in there" The man was immediatley
detained for several hours.

Another case - Husband and Wife along with their 2
year old son was going through security. The little
boy had asthma. He was too little to use a inhaler
so the parents had a small battery powered nebulizer
in case he had an attack. The TSA agents refused to allow
these people to board the plane with the nebulizer.
The nebulizer WAS an APPROVED item that could be
taken aboard a plane. Even though the parents pointed
this out and had proof to back up their claim - the TSA Jerks
refused to budge.

The insanity of it all.......:mad:


Terry

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Originally Posted by wvbias

I read a couple years ago about this elderly man's
experience at an airport. The TSA agents keep
searching him. The third time this happened they
demanded to search his wallet. While going through
the contents of his wallet the man made the comment
" You better look close or you may overlook that rifle
that I have hidden in there" The man was immediatley
detained for several hours.

Another case - Husband and Wife along with their 2
year old son was going through security. The little
boy had asthma. He was too little to use a inhaler
so the parents had a small battery powered nebulizer
in case he had an attack. The TSA agents refused to allow
these people to board the plane with the nebulizer.
The nebulizer WAS an APPROVED item that could be
taken aboard a plane. Even though the parents pointed
this out and had proof to back up their claim - the TSA Jerks
refused to budge.

The insanity of it all.......:mad:


Terry

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That's what happens when you mix power with minimun wage. It's F'ed up.

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That's what happens when you mix power with minimun wage. It's F'ed up.

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Which is why the fry guys at McDonalds don't also get to work the register....

TSA = Take scissors Away...well it used to...now they just take everything away.

At least no one has stolen any of my straight razors out of my checked luggage yet...the day that happens is the day I get banned from flying after strangling some poor TSA agent.

I can't see why they're banning actual paper books if they're running them through the scanner and sniffer. The really scary talk is that they're considering banning ALL electronic devices for carry-on. I think the airlines would scream if they ban laptops, as that will kill the business traveller. It's bad enough that I wouldn't have my PDA and ebooks. Lose the laptop and not only am I unable to do my job, but there are sensitive proprietary data on the hard drive. Methinks our driving radius is going to expand again.


Wayne, who remembers when flying was tolerable

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Originally Posted by bbqncigars

I can't see why they're banning actual paper books if they're running them through the scanner and sniffer. The really scary talk is that they're considering banning ALL electronic devices for carry-on. I think the airlines would scream if they ban laptops, as that will kill the business traveller. It's bad enough that I wouldn't have my PDA and ebooks. Lose the laptop and not only am I unable to do my job, but there are sensitive proprietary data on the hard drive. Methinks our driving radius is going to expand again.


Wayne, who remembers when flying was tolerable

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You dont see why they are banning books!!! How small minded of you! I'll give you several good reasons:

• They can be thrown at people and if the angled correctly the spine of the book can knock out an air marshal
• Books can be burnt with matches and used to send smoke signals to other terrorists on board
• And of course...the highly trained terror cells are well skilled in the arts of orgami and can make dangerous weapons like that shown below...when thrown can easily penetrate the eyes, ears, and if thrown at the right angle can be lodged in nostrils

http://www.ulitka.net/origami/72.jpg

Bah!

I say keep a Kabar in every seat. This could be removed for people with small children. Then let people bring their toenail clippers and leatherman tools onboard once more. A few people with evil intent couldn't hope to overpower an airplane full of people with kabars.

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Bah!

I say keep a Kabar in every seat. This could be removed for people with small children. Then let people bring their toenail clippers and leatherman tools onboard once more. A few people with evil intent couldn't hope to overpower an airplane full of people with kabars.

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This is arguably a viable solution when dealing with terrorists with knives. However, the logic does not seem to hold up for explosives. Once an explosive device is detonated there is not much other passengers can do to prevent a tragedy and/or a crash.

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This is arguably a viable solution when dealing with terrorists with knives. However, the logic does not seem to hold up for explosives. Once an explosive device is detonated there is not much other passengers can do to prevent a tragedy and/or a crash.

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Better to be armed than not armed at all.
That being said though, if someone tried
to hi-jack a plane since the Islamic Attacks
(9-11) the person or persons would be
beaten to death by the other passengers.
If this did happen the body(s) should be put
on display at the airport as a warning to all
other potential hi jackers and terrorists.


Terry

They wouldn't care. They'd just say a prayer for the martyrs and figure out a way to make sam launchers out of map cases and baking soda until both substances got banned.

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They wouldn't care. They'd just say a prayer for the martyrs and figure out a way to make sam launchers out of map cases and baking soda until both substances got banned.

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You are so correct. Besides the dead terrorists would
now be in heaven enjoying all of those virgins.


Terry

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Originally Posted by wvbias

You are so correct. Besides the dead terrorists would
now be in heaven enjoying all of those virgins.


Terry

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Not before I ripped out his eyeballs and skull f**ked him....

Nice thread and all, but won't somebody please think of the trumpers?

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Originally Posted by sshack

Nice thread and all, but won't somebody please think of the trumpers?

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I think of it every time I open my dopp kit and its not there!