As I sat here perusing various forums, I came across anumber of threads regarding snurdles and snurdle dippers. At first, I found them rather amusing. I thought, "What a great group of wellhumored gentlemen are on this site." But then I saw the dictionary entry posted by Strapped-4- Cash (entry#16 http://straightrazorpalace.com/miscellaneous-shaving-equipment/47200-snurdle-2.html).
GREAT NEPTUNE’S TRIDENT!!! I AM ONE OF THE SNURDLELSS SAVAGES OF WHICH THEY SPEAK!!! NEVER, NOT EVEN ONCE, HAVE I SNURDLED SHAVECREAM PRIOR TO A SHAVE!!!! QUICK!! TO THE WORKSHOP!!!!
I quickly proceeded to my workshop where I found a nice piece of Box Elder. I researched the proper measurements to hold one standard snurdle. I worked feverishly to accomplish the task. After it was fashioned into a proper tool, Ihad it certified by the U.S. Department of Weights and Measures (*pending).
But alas, all I have are soaps, no creams to snurdle. So, I purchased some Spencer & DevonSagebrush shave cream.
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Now, I can shave like a proper gentleman. I am complete. There is nothing that I lack.
Er, excuse me a moment. Someone just posted a new thread.
Nuts, I don’t have that. I’ll be right back.