Bill, you're overpricing it after the band-saw and paint can incident :w
She just unwrapped the razor (she went into another room so I couldnt see it) and all I heard was ""$#%@ thats gigantic, jesus, holey crap, you are going to be really happy when you see this, but you are going to kill yourself using it" So Im excited to see it lol :)
I'd be watching to see if she takes out any additional life insurance policies.
RT
And in 10 days you'll be able to start buying more goodies. Robert's been coming up with some right up your alley :y
Yesterday was the best day to find another something to do...
Hey Im only new here but the pink glitter and handle is a little much Bill!!:roflmao
5 days!!! :y
Josh, I have to say that I am sorry for not having faith in you... HEY, where's your left ear? :mad:
LOL my left ear is still attached...I have given my wife strict orders not to disturb me during my first shave with the razor :) She says she might give it to my xmas eve so I can shave withit for christmas breakfast over her moms house :) :)
I cant wait to read the thread when I get the razor!
I agree X this has been an entertaining thread a lots of fun razing Josh. On the other thread we had a good time at his expense. :y
Josh,
I knew you wouldn't look. To me the best part of Christmas gifts are the surprises..
I was going to try and go 7 days without shaving as a good test for the razor, but my wife wont let me, she says I need to start slow or I will kill myself. I disagree, but since we have dinner over her uncles house earlier that night, I guess I should shave anyway :mad:
Josh,
Have her take a few pix's of you before you start. That will give the plastic surgeons a good idea of what you looked like...:roflmao
I'm looking forward to his first
review post.
Terry
Josh, even 3-4 days would leave you with a good amount of stubble to mow down and you won't look like a wolf-boy :D
Remember that one time the TSA stopped me because I accidentally attempted to board a plane with an 8/8 friodur....Well I would never travel with this razor, it will site comfortable in my case at home, but...I wonder what would have happened if I was carrying something of this size lol...
That's 'HUNT' you treacherous Depillitator! This thing is going to need be an action movie. We could've made it a comedy, but I just don't think you're that funny. Besides you're a secret service agent or something by now right? Into the secret back room MIB stuff right? You're one of the few guys who actually knows why there are no aliens! I say let's stick to action kid and we'll leave the jokes for someone with a good funny bone. That's not spite or anything. That's just how it is. This is showbiz baby. Don't worry. You're goin' ta be HUGE!
X
In this movie JL is searching for the
Holy Grail. He's determined that
it's the only container worthy to
serve as a holder for his shaving
soap.
He also need a side kick. Some nerdy
guy who shaves with a solar powered
electric. But get this, everytime he starts
to shave, dark storm clouds come rolling
in destroying any attempt to complete
a shave. He goes through the whole
movie with whiskers of varying lenth
on his face.....
JL only tolerates him because he is
funding the expedition in the belief
that JL will fix him up with some hot
alien chick once the mission is complete.
Terry
sadly that entices me more than most of what Hollywood is turning out these days:)
We should also have 2 damsels in distress, a model and a country music singer. They should be in conflict and have a cat-fight :D
Only if the country singer is Julie Roberts!
http://www.americanmusicchannel.com/...ndM_300RGB.jpg
http://www.cybercountry.com/PageMill...bertsFD_01.gif
And XMan could play the arch villian. He could be
portrayed as a James Bond type villian who lives
undernearth a volcano.
He flies around the world in a SR 71 Blackbird. He
has scores of identically clad functionaries in his
employ to assist him in his dastardly deeds.
Terry
I really do want to encourage your script writing, Terry because I strongly believe you will have something to relevant, perhaps even important to show us one day. Sadly for you, that day has not yet come. I'm willing to let Josh play alpha dog, he's got all those guns and he knows how to use them, he's just hunkier and that'll sell easy. Besides I can play evil. I play evil very well, especially comic evil (did we talk about how funny I am?). That's not a bad idea, but the others! ... identically clad henchmen? X WORKS ALONE! or in a team up, say with that Julia Roberts. She's Josh's partner who infiltrates my organisation. She makes hot love to me regularly to stay close to all the inner workings and secrets of the crime world, yada, yada ... yeah that works. There's still the vocano problem though. That's just a turkey location and it'll cost too much. A yacht would probably be a lot cheaper in the long run. It'd have to be retro fitted and we might need some mock up set on a soundstage somewhere, but I'll see if we can get it done without those, just all on the boat and thatll save money on the dumb jet rental which we'd only HAVE to build a set for anyhow.
Like I say though, you're showing promise.
X