Just 'cuz I gotta know, but no spoilers for Josh please.
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Just 'cuz I gotta know, but no spoilers for Josh please.
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When he sees THAT beast...he might run away screaming with tears streaming down his face that now he has nothing to live for anymore.
I voted happiest with clothes on.
I would be too, if I would find that monster in my stocking.
"Look Kato, daddy got a brand new bowie fold... razor'
He will probably shave immediately.
Then he will lather up his head and
shave that as well.
He will then procede to shave the rest
of his body.
Once he has finished this risky chore
he will begin looking at his family members
with an evil glint in his eyes........
Terry
LOL :roflmao :roflmao
My wife has seen it and says its amazing...I cant wait :)
Unfair poll, we should be able to vote for #2 AND 3.
Josh if this doesn't leave you awstruck then there's something SERIOUSLY wrong with you!
Jack
Terry, we're supposed to discuss what JOSH'd feel/do when he got that maul, not what I'd do if Bill mailed it to my place by mistake :D
Josh, what you wife said is an understatement. I doubt that this will be a trend setter as it is one of a kind.
Josh, one more thing...............would you ask your wife to take a picture of your face when you open this razor and then post it on SRP.com for all of us to look at.
He'll be happy as a hooker with a bag full o' peckers. :roflmao
lol a photo of me opening the razor lol...ok I'll see what I can do ;)
Awesome! I bet even if he knows he's being shot, he won't be able to control his expression.
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I bet ya all he SH*TS HIMSELF:D
I hate to ask this question, but here goes.
Whats the extension cord for? Are those
little pink looking stones LED lights?
Just curious. I hope that I didn't give
away anything to JL.
Terry
Bill...............I know you have thought of this but just in case you haven't you might remind Josh that when he sends the razor out for honing that whomever is honing it should put tape on the spine so that they can sharpen it right plus not wear away the spine or......... teach Josh how to hone. I know that if I were to get it I would never ship it out just on the thought of losing it so would learn to hone.
My two cents.
let's just hope it won't escalate to this :roflmao
Does his shaver come with a health warning? He did have shoulder surgery not so long ago, he should be warned to take it easy the 1st couple of weeks he will be using this battle axe!
Well even though the box containing the razor is addressed to my wife, I was the one home when it came :y , and no I didnt open it. However, I cannot tell you how hard it is not to open the box!!!
10 more days of torture lol :rant:
Yesterday was the best day to find another something to do...
Yesterday was the best day to find another something to do...
That's like 150g :eek: And that's just the tang :D
I'm pretty sure that tha mailman is already lying dead in a ditch and Josh's running around the streets, waving that thing around and laughing :eek:
Personally I don't think that he will open it, as I trust him. :nono: Because if he does open it he won't be able to hide it because his perpetual smile will give him away.:D
I think that Josh is going to be so happy, he might ask Bill to marry him.
Our news are reporting a grinning serial shaver south of the border.. So far he's given full body-shaves to 6 men, 4 women, 9 children, a nun, 3 cats and a herd of cattle with a monstrous-looking razor :eek:
Hmm...maybe I should open to check to make sure it didnt break in transit ;)
I am afraid to tell my wife to open it, I am afraid she might chop off a finger...or worse yet, damage the razor :eek:
but...Im already taken...you of all people should know that's just illegal!
could we have daily pictures of the torture and torment? You know... as proof that the package hasn't been opened yet? :roflmao
Now who's going to inherit the maul after she kills Josh?
Uhmmm Josh, could you please tell your wife that:
1) I think she's right in every argument
2) Her hair is pretty
3) I like razors? :w
There's no way in hell that Josh would look early unless it's just to spite my saying so). He enjoys the torment too much. :D
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Yesterday was the best day to find another something to do...