Our news are reporting a grinning serial shaver south of the border.. So far he's given full body-shaves to 6 men, 4 women, 9 children, a nun, 3 cats and a herd of cattle with a monstrous-looking razor :eek:
Our news are reporting a grinning serial shaver south of the border.. So far he's given full body-shaves to 6 men, 4 women, 9 children, a nun, 3 cats and a herd of cattle with a monstrous-looking razor :eek:
Hmm...maybe I should open to check to make sure it didnt break in transit ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by urleebird
I am afraid to tell my wife to open it, I am afraid she might chop off a finger...or worse yet, damage the razor :eek:
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Originally Posted by JerseyLawyer
but...Im already taken...you of all people should know that's just illegal!
LMAO...straight razor country...where the men are men and the sheep are scared :roflmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT
You just have to join that cult in Utah. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by JLStorm
:OT Any time now you'll be able to come to NJ and get civilly united (unionized?).
could we have daily pictures of the torture and torment? You know... as proof that the package hasn't been opened yet? :roflmao
I dunno...I think this would be a bad year to mention this idea to my wife, as I one of the gifts I am giving her is a .357 magnum revolver lol....Quote:
Originally Posted by JerseyLawyer
Well now Josh when you and your wife get into an argument you are going to find out the real meaning of "Don't take a knife (your new razor) to a gun fight. :yQuote:
Originally Posted by JLStorm
Now who's going to inherit the maul after she kills Josh?
Uhmmm Josh, could you please tell your wife that:
1) I think she's right in every argument
2) Her hair is pretty
3) I like razors? :w
There's no way in hell that Josh would look early unless it's just to spite my saying so). He enjoys the torment too much. :D
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