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Or maybe it is his teeth........
You know this makes so much sense.. it all makes sense now..
I always imagined Tom to be a George Washington type, with "wooden teeth", he doesn't age, is as old as a stubtail.. infact during the revolutionary war they called him "good ole Stubtail Woodentoof McGillicuddy".
This is how his collection of straight razors is so awesome... He's been collecting since he inherited George Washington's teeth and shave kit.
It all makes sense now. It was the Shhhhhh that gave you away!