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Thread: The Holy Grail of razors!!!!!
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07-03-2008, 03:52 PM #1
The Holy Grail of razors!!!!!
All I can say is WOW!!!!! This has to be the perfect razor! I Just cant think of anything this wouldn't do. It effortlessly cuts wet or dry hair. How cool no more beard prep, saves time. and this Ionic Power must be fabulous. Folks I think I see a new era coming in shaving. It even looks like a straight, ok more of a feather, sort of thing. But its the answer to our quest for the perfect shave....isnt it?
Metropolis Vibe Heated-Vibrating Razor - eBay (item 180258535410 end time Jul-03-08 10:28:05 PDT)
Bob
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07-03-2008, 04:11 PM #2
Oh dear. Don't do it Bob
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07-03-2008, 04:14 PM #3
You made me look you sadist!
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07-03-2008, 05:11 PM #4
It might work, but it sure is ugly !
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07-03-2008, 05:35 PM #5
I think you should get one of those and try it out for a while and then give us a report. We could all be missing out on a grand opportunity and you could be the one to bring enlightenment to the unbelievers.
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07-03-2008, 06:11 PM #6
It looks like some sort of sci-fi movie prop... a taser gun, a intergalatic comunicating device...
But I hate to be the party pooper... but there's a fashion lady on the picture... and I guess it's safe to say it here: I guess it's not designed for STRAIGHT men!
But hey... now that you made us look at it (you sadist...) you should be obligated by the SRP constitution to buy it and forced to shave with it!
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07-03-2008, 06:40 PM #7
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07-03-2008, 07:21 PM #8
wow it vibrates at ultrasonic speeds! I hope it comes with a set of earplugs!
reminds me of that old street fighter game, "sonic BOOM sonic BOOM sonic BOOM!"Find me on SRP's official chat in ##srp on Freenode. Link is at top of SRP's homepage
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07-03-2008, 08:58 PM #9
Is this a cleverly disguised vibrator?
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose. Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr.
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07-03-2008, 09:17 PM #10
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Thanked: 1587That one's OK I guess. But have you seen the "persuasion razor"? Three oscillating heads controlled by a CPU cunningly concealed in the handle, utilizing state of the art coaxing algorithms specifically developed at the Geneva Institute of Stubble Psychology. Each head whispers enticements to individual hairs, actually persuading them to fall off at the skin surface, leaving you smooth and fresh-shaven all day long. For particularly sensitive hair, the persuasion razor company recommends purchasing the stubble counsellor (tm).
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