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    Please read the description of these stones... I dont know for sure what they are selling but its a very funny translation!
    JAPANESE Naniwa Ebi Chosera ceramic whetstones 10K Uchigumori + Nagura stone | eBay

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    They are eccentric loveliness!!
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    He is selling Naniwa Chosera stones plus Iyoto slurry stones.
    A little is lost in translation but basically that's it.
    “The white gleam of swords, not the black ink of books, clears doubts and uncertainties and bleak outlooks.”

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    "As is often the case, we suffered from it as well."
    That shi#'s too funny!!
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    Mustn't forget
    Artificial are plugged up well.

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    "It is hard to be plugged with iron." Words to live by, for sure.

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    .....O.o?!
    It's just corn syrup... Warm, blood flavored, corn syrup ...

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    My favourites:

    "Iron suspender" -- OUCH!
    "The power source is belong to electrical polarization." -- Does this mean it has a positive electrical ground system?
    "The grit is easy to shrink." -- What is this, a diet infomercial?
    ...And last, but certainly not least:
    "Oxidation comes from sharp edges!"

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    "We cannot send FR,RU,IT, and similar dangerous zone via free shipping"

    So no Bananas or similar product?

    Dangerous Zone? what Kenny Loggins?

    I want my fruit and danger zone!

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    Some translations just don't work...

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