Thread: The Rules for a Saturday morning read!

Hello gents and fellow razor enthusiasts. I have decided to share a bit of wisdom for you to ponder as you begin your day.
But more importantly, a set of rules to follow as you embark on on your journey of straight razor acquisition disorder.

I myself now have the disease for which there is no cure. But I have followed these rules in the past for similar circumstances and they have not failed me.

So read and follow them, and your path will be smoother albeit bewildering too.

These are actual rules hung upon our refrigerator. I am now constantly directed to consult these whenever I make a mistake, which is frequently. However the healing power of these rules overcomes any mistake you have or "will" make if all you do is blame yourself for forgetting the rules. Its genius!!