Quote Originally Posted by xman View Post
If he doesn't understand that and he does it again, go get his Mach III, say, "Watch this" and spit on it. Then say, "Same thing". Ok, that's too much, but it is the same thing. Maybe just tell him it's the same thing as spitting on his razor. It's probably better to break him in gently since he might convert. ... mwa-ha-ha.

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Just make sure you noisily clear your throat first...