I use an industrial stapler: I pinch together both sides of the cuts, then apply staples every 4 or 5 mm. This process usually requires several shots of vodka to quell the pain. After the staples, I apply liberal amounts of super glue directly to the cut. Finally I glue bolts to the sides of my temple and neck to complete the look. I then stagger around the neighborhood in an over sized raggedy suit coat. There is usually a mob scene behind me, complete with pitchforks and for some strange reason burning torches. Somehow, I forgot what this thread is about, I'm hungry and some of the villagers look young and tender. Happy shaving.