Thread: Beware!!

Reading this is like Deja vu all over again!!!

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

And don't turn our back on your razors. They're like rabbits! I turned my back once, only once, and now I have 35 razors. I'm in the process of having the guilty culprits neutered and the known culprits are going to the infamous bay, like it or not. My bathroom can hold just so much (not like Sharptonn's garage/storage facility, and yes I'm envious and glad I don't live near him because I'd be doing ten to twenty for breaking and entering.)

Hang on, when i spoke to you at christmastime, you were reducing your collection to 14, from a number that i am sure was less than 35!

Originally Posted by edhewitt

Hang on, when i spoke to you at christmastime, you were reducing your collection to 14, from a number that i am sure was less than 35!

Ed, you should know by now that razors are like rabbits, there's no end to them. Once you have SAD you have to realize that you actually are buying razors while you sleep. It just that your conscious mind isn't aware of it and you stop questioning where all those other razors came from because you are delighted to have more than before.

Well, I locked up my credit cards, forgot my PayPal password, self hypnotized to remember to forget (or is to forget to remember?) and am taking a reality based approach to dealing with the mass. Going to try selling two for everyone I buy (consciously or otherwise). Stay tuned for another turn of events.

And BTW, I own the letter "r". Razors, rabbits, Richard, Razorfeld, radishes and redemption.

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

Ed, you should know by now that razors are like rabbits, there's no end to them. Once you have SAD you have to realize that you actually are buying razors while you sleep. It just that your conscious mind isn't aware of it and you stop questioning where all those other razors came from because you are delighted to have more than before.

Well, I locked up my credit cards, forgot my PayPal password, self hypnotized to remember to forget (or is to forget to remember?) and am taking a reality based approach to dealing with the mass. Going to try selling two for everyone I buy (consciously or otherwise). Stay tuned for another turn of events.

And BTW, I own the letter "r". Razors, rabbits, Richard, Razorfeld, radishes and redemption.

What about regeneration, replication, ridiculous, reappropriation, Rastafarian, regurgitation and royalty?
So once you are up to razor 53 you should have one left

Originally Posted by edhewitt

What about regeneration, replication, ridiculous, reappropriation, Rastafarian, regurgitation and royalty?
So once you are up to razor 53 you should have one left

You forgot ratsass.

i'm trying to figure out how to buy a bigger storage box without SWMBO asking questions, like"why do you need so many razors?" as of now she has no idea how many i have.

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

You forgot ratsass.

We don't give one!

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

You forgot ratsass.

relinquish reasoning, refute reality,rope reindeer, raspberry roll

Originally Posted by edhewitt

relinquish reasoning, refute reality,rope reindeer, raspberry roll

Was just looking at my salt water aquarium, so....refugium, red carpet anemone, regal tang, oh nooo GODZILLAAAA!!!!!

Originally Posted by edhewitt

relinquish reasoning, refute reality,rope reindeer, raspberry roll

Quit reading the dictionary, your mind will explode.