Thread: Beware!!

Well seems I got the bug too ! So far I've only shaved twice and I have 7 razors (4 shave ready and three sent to gssixgun) 4 soaps an three strops. Hope I get better at this straight shaving thingee because I'm invested in it now ! Lol

No turning back Now!

And don't turn our back on your razors. They're like rabbits! I turned my back once, only once, and now I have 35 razors. I'm in the process of having the guilty culprits neutered and the known culprits are going to the infamous bay, like it or not. My bathroom can hold just so much (not like Sharptonn's garage/storage facility, and yes I'm envious and glad I don't live near him because I'd be doing ten to twenty for breaking and entering.)

It DOES get a bit out of hand, so to speak!

Out of hand ? Hmmmm. Hone. . . . Hey I think I better get a hone now that I have so many razors........help! help ! my wallet is shrinking

Reading this is like Deja vu all over again!!!

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

And don't turn our back on your razors. They're like rabbits! I turned my back once, only once, and now I have 35 razors. I'm in the process of having the guilty culprits neutered and the known culprits are going to the infamous bay, like it or not. My bathroom can hold just so much (not like Sharptonn's garage/storage facility, and yes I'm envious and glad I don't live near him because I'd be doing ten to twenty for breaking and entering.)

Hang on, when i spoke to you at christmastime, you were reducing your collection to 14, from a number that i am sure was less than 35!

Originally Posted by edhewitt

Hang on, when i spoke to you at christmastime, you were reducing your collection to 14, from a number that i am sure was less than 35!

Ed, you should know by now that razors are like rabbits, there's no end to them. Once you have SAD you have to realize that you actually are buying razors while you sleep. It just that your conscious mind isn't aware of it and you stop questioning where all those other razors came from because you are delighted to have more than before.

Well, I locked up my credit cards, forgot my PayPal password, self hypnotized to remember to forget (or is to forget to remember?) and am taking a reality based approach to dealing with the mass. Going to try selling two for everyone I buy (consciously or otherwise). Stay tuned for another turn of events.

And BTW, I own the letter "r". Razors, rabbits, Richard, Razorfeld, radishes and redemption.

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

Ed, you should know by now that razors are like rabbits, there's no end to them. Once you have SAD you have to realize that you actually are buying razors while you sleep. It just that your conscious mind isn't aware of it and you stop questioning where all those other razors came from because you are delighted to have more than before.

Well, I locked up my credit cards, forgot my PayPal password, self hypnotized to remember to forget (or is to forget to remember?) and am taking a reality based approach to dealing with the mass. Going to try selling two for everyone I buy (consciously or otherwise). Stay tuned for another turn of events.

And BTW, I own the letter "r". Razors, rabbits, Richard, Razorfeld, radishes and redemption.

What about regeneration, replication, ridiculous, reappropriation, Rastafarian, regurgitation and royalty?
So once you are up to razor 53 you should have one left

Originally Posted by edhewitt

What about regeneration, replication, ridiculous, reappropriation, Rastafarian, regurgitation and royalty?
So once you are up to razor 53 you should have one left

You forgot ratsass.