Thread: Look at the bright side...

Here is a string of texts between me and a friend from this morning regarding my new straight razor skills:


Pete H:

Remember when I said I cut a chunk out of my face? Well, I was really joking when I said that. Now that scab is gone, I see that I really did cut a chunk out of my face.

Billy Q:
It's all good. Like I said, chicks dig scars.

Pete H:
Yeah, another positive aspect is that I lost some weight

Billy Q:
Start shaving the midsection then, that'll speed things up.

Pete H:
I was thinking about something like this for my abs:



Billy Q:
There you go.