Quote Originally Posted by jmabuse View Post
Well, I hope that honing service is in Lynn. Because if it's in Revere, the razor could come out the way it went in, but... that never happens in Lynn.
It's a bad sign when you have to explain your own joke but here goes -- there's an old rhyme about Lynn's reputation:

Lynn, Lynn, the city of sin
You never come out, the way you came in
You ask for water, but they give you gin
What looks like gold is really tin
If you're not bad, they won’t let you in
It’s the damnedest city I’ve ever lived in