Thread: no facial hair to shave......

I had a couple of minutes to spare this morning... So I decided to strop one of my razors.... after a few passes... I thought to myself.. I wish I could shave.. (I'd already shaved yesterday)... I looked at my hands and I saw some hair on my knuckles so I shaved the hairs off... Went back to stropping and I thought to myself again.. I wish I could shave.. At that point I glanced at the full length mirror that was mounted on the door and I saw these hairs on my chest area... Without thinking, I just started to shave a few hairs from my chest area. I then moved onto the left pec area and then onto the right pec area... After I was finished, I stood there and admired my work... Since the door's mounted on the door, I just realized that if someone opened the door while I was shaving, I would've had a razor embedded in my nipple...

That would've been one heck of a sight having to goto the emergency room with a razor embedded in my nipple...

Needless to say, I'll have to remember to lock the door when I'm shaving... You'll recognize me at the beach... I'm the one with hairless nipples...