Quote Originally Posted by NeitherMightier View Post
Before you tell me that it was forged by slave labor in Pakistan, quenched in the blood of orphans, blunted out of spite, and 100% of Col. Conk's proceeds go to Al Qaeda recruitment, don't bother. I've read it already. Based on the opinions I've read about Col. Conk, I would have expected this razor to sneak out of my bathroom cabinet at night and crawl, inchworm-style, down the hall to my bedroom and slit my throat while I sleep. This has not yet happened.
Man this is a funny mental picture. I hope it never really happens, but if it does, can I have your razor. I'll try to train it to go after my old employer, and maybe contract it out as a mercenary.