Originally Posted by
NeitherMightier
Before you tell me that it was forged by slave labor in Pakistan, quenched in the blood of orphans, blunted out of spite, and 100% of Col. Conk's proceeds go to Al Qaeda recruitment, don't bother. I've read it already. Based on the opinions I've read about Col. Conk, I would have expected this razor to sneak out of my bathroom cabinet at night and crawl, inchworm-style, down the hall to my bedroom and slit my throat while I sleep. This has not yet happened.