Oh what a lovely surprise, I arrive home from work to find a letter from Her Majestys Revenue and Customs.

So, the painful details.

One TZ razor ordered from Classicshaving. £312.67 ($624.04)
Import Duty. £11.33 ($22.61)
VAT. £55.57 ($110.91)
Clearance Fee. £13.50 ($26.94) basically for writing me a letter

Which means the fees alone totalled £80.40 ($160.48)!!

Thank you UK government.

I definitely should have sent it for honing!