Quote Originally Posted by Jimbo View Post
Dear "Slippery Brush",

Clearly, your brush is having an affair. Try talking to your brush. Everyone needs to be held, even brushes. If it keeps slipping out whenever you try to hold it, that's a sign of something in your relationship that isn't quite right. Are you being too clingy with your brush? Do you need your brush more than it needs you? Do you hold on too tightly? Brushes need a little space sometimes.

Remember, shavers are from Mars, brushes are from Vulfix.

Aunty Jimbo.
Heya, Bruce! That was single most funny thing I've read all day! Thank you ever so much!