Did you put a condom on the blade? I hear they dull blade edges and decrease the sensation of a... razor on your... skin. Do you make faces while you... shave? Do you watch every motion in the mirror while you... shave? Did you whip up some smooth, rich cream beforehand and spread it all over... your face? Did you break out in a sweat at any point? At any point did bodily fluids like... blood leave your body involuntarily?