+1 on the mineral oil chieftain and Slartibart

@PanStan You can usually find a good size bottle of mineral oil (which will take you forever to use up if you only use it for your razors) at just about any drug store or Wal Mart if you don't mind going there. It will usually be labeled as mineral oil or laxative, but the ingredients will just be mineral oil. I use it on my razors and it works great, haven't had any rust or anything so far and I live off the bank of the Mississippi so it does get kinda humid here, most people who aren't from here say it's like breathing through a damp washcloth