I would rather answer questions all day than to get rid of the"welcome". all those stickies to go through, the next step would be to make them "press one for Engrish."! I am not trying to knock your idea, trust me, I feel the frustration, but my primary concern is welcoming the novice to our world with a cyber handshake and a hello rather than telling them to "go look it up for yourself." type of response.