I'm a jumper as well, Bill, look at me jump
Jeremy, if you bought your razors from people who know how to hone, here's a couple of tips to make sure your blades will shave:
1) Gentle on the strop and let the whole blade lie flat. Slowly and no pressure.
2) Keep the blade angle at about 30 degrees.
Try these again and if it doesn't work then take Bill up on his offer. It's a very generous one.