Quote Originally Posted by Mikael View Post
+ 1 000 bloody snow, wish I could:
Bet it's a bit more romantic than dead grass and dying gum trees though...

The Adelaide hills where I live is nice in Winter, but messy looking in summer. Not like England, which looks nice and neat always. I mean, even if you look at photos of London during the blitz, it still looks neat; it's like they've swept all the rubble nice and neatly off the road. Australians would just say, "Who gives a F&*k, leave it like that, main thing is the beer helicopter can still get through..."

I like the Nordic lands. They seem to take great care in painting everything red, blue, green and yellow and making sure a red house isn't next to ANOTHER red house. They even have nice looking bike racks...

Of course American cities, we're told, are now wastelands. Apparently you can buy like Las Vegas for 5 bucks. I think that's because they spend all their money on advertising campaigns for the presidency and the porn industry. It's good to see they like God, though...

Asia will of course build silly structures to show off their wealth and then promptly fall into decline; a little like ancient Rome. I think the Arabian countries are already there; I mean, what's the deal with that fake palm island thing? Is that just a LITTLE ostentatious?

OK, need some ideas on other continents/countries/cultures to insult, who's got a suggestion?

I believe if I insert one of these [] I can get away with anything. These days at work I end my emails with three of them in a row. That way when I'm hauled into the GM's office for disciplinary action in regards to my spiteful, critical, sarcastic emails I can just use the poor comedian skills clause...