STR8 shave problem

**Neff** · 08-23-2012, 08:04 AM

I have found the problem with my shave - my whiskers grow too slow so I can't use my Openshaw as frequent as I want

**rum** · 08-23-2012, 08:36 AM

You could always eat more protein?

**thebigspendur** · 08-23-2012, 03:32 PM

For a small fee I'll send you a supply of Thebigspendurs "fast grow". You just rub it in and in 1 hour you have a three day growth of beard.

**tiddle** · 08-23-2012, 03:37 PM

My only regret is having many a razor, but merely one face to shave

**Havachat45** · 08-23-2012, 08:32 PM

I've been thinking of getting hormone injections to make my beard grow faster......

**smalltank** · 08-23-2012, 08:34 PM

umm..or you could get a fake beard and shave it off!...

**Sunbird** · 08-23-2012, 09:13 PM

Havachat45, I do not recall you having a beard. In your dreams!

**Neff** · 08-24-2012, 07:17 AM

Thebigspendurs

a supply of Thebigspendurs "fast grow"

Wow looks like real BEARDagra

Do I need a prescription?

**Neff** · 08-24-2012, 07:21 AM

smalltank

or you could get a fake beard and shave it off!

Oh no! It will be FAKE shave! I cannot treat my STR8 like that.

**Grazor** · 08-24-2012, 11:30 AM

patience is your friend, or find a friend who is patient, and practice on him. ha ha.

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