Thread: Barber said I have the thickest beard he has ever shaved...

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

I think if your barber couldn't give you a good shave he shouldn't be doing shaves.

This!

Or should have recognized that you were some freak of nature that sprouts strands of Kevlar rather than facial hair after the first stroke. At that point, he should have stopped and apologized for being unable to help you...then hold the door for you as you leave without being charged....but only after taking a photo of your beard and framing it for the wall.